No, not those seams. I mean my Frigidaire.
This is what happens when you go on South Beach. Your refrigerator fills up with all kinds of food to the point that you can’t cram another thing in it. You just have to eat your way out.
And the freezer? Let’s not talk about the freezer. It’s absolute madness. That’s my polite way of saying I can’t find a damn thing in there.
Up until the kitchen was renovated, I had always been a top-freezer girl. I knew no other existence. I was a master at maximizing the frozen food to available space ratio. I had the defrosting sequence of my apartment freezer down to a science (freezer set to off, two large pots of boiling water strategically placed, water reboiled as needed to melt one inch thick ice and three inches of frost).
But when it came time to pick out new appliances, we were seduced by ice and water in the door. We wanted it so I searched and searched until I found a side by side refrigerator that would fit in the unbelievably small opening we had for it. And life was good.
No sloppy ice trays in the freezer that nobody ever seems to remember to fill up. No ginormous Pur dispenser that had to be lugged to the sink for daily refills. Nope, we had ice and water at the push of a lever. Our water was cold and our ice was plentiful.
Then the reality of side by side life showed itself. The storage compartments on the inside of the door are dreadfully small. I’m lucky if I can squeeze a single box of frozen vegetables in one. And whereas before I could pretty easily see all the contents of my freezer, life in side by side land requires an all out expedition to find out what’s in the back of the box. I’m sure that if I emptied out its contents right now I’d find something that I was sure had been lost months ago.
Really, I need a better system to get along with this side by side. My current method of doing a dance for the freezer gods to please let me just get one more box of frozen peas or two more steaks in there isn’t working so well. Perhaps a treasure map is the answer? Or do you think I can tag all of my frozen goods with LoJack?